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Now, I don't know about you, but being told what to do is not real high on my "favorite things" list in the first place. Being told what to do by a person you know is dumber than me is even worse, and being told what to do by a stupid sign is the worst thing of all. To say that the following collection sets the standard as the strangest set of signs that I have ever laid my eyes on is the understatement of the century.

Click on the thumbnail to enlarge each photo and laugh 'til you cry if you will.

This is one is either warning us of a rocket ship ahead or a strange corn silo.

Now what do you suppose they have against German Shepard's?

Now its French Poodles?! What are they doing here? Breed by breed or what?

I think I just got my answer. Cocker Spaniel lovers, be warned.

Hey! Pick on a dog your own size buddy! I like these hot dog dogs! They're cool!

Now I'm really confused. The Scottish Terrier fits with the program. But the horse?

I dare anyone to explain this one to me. No mussels here in the water, so you're not allowed to swim here? Can somebody, anybody, please tell me what is going on here?!

Alright here. No campers, no trailers, but what's with the black & red thing?

As best I can figure here, it's ok for the dog to go for a walk, alone.

Mothers, beware. I was not able to find a sign that went along with this one, so I guess in this particular area (wherever that is) the only one allowed to walk with the child is the father. By the way, check out the shape of the kid's head. What is this, an alien or what?

Here we are at the railroad crossing, or I assume that's what this says. So what does all this mean? Are they issuing a warning to motorcycles and cars? What about trucks, vans and campers? Don't they matter?

One of my favorites. Apparently they are warning us here that if we're not careful there is a chance we can drive our car right into the water. Gee, thanks for the warning. Not to mention the exclamation point above it. What the heck is this anyway?

Another real gem. I guess it's ok to fly a wind sock around here. Or, perhaps it's the most pathetic sign for an airport or landing strip I've ever seen.

This one either came from Mexico or my back yard. Hey I live in Florida, remember? Have you heard about those people and that sulfate plant yet?

What do you suppose they mean by "official purposes?"

  In this one, apparently, it's ok to take a shower, kick a beer can through a goal post, wear a hat or call for the police or whatever this guy is supposed to be, go in the water, but don't bring your dog (I'm assuming here they have gone away from the particular breed here but don't crush your drink can, I think. Or, it could be a diversion, constructed by aliens.

  CLICK HERE. THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE OF THEM ALL. It's so mind-boggling and stupid, I really don't have to say anything at all, and I won't. Just looking at it is enough.

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